Posted: 06 Aug 2009 07:59

Masada wrote:

{......} I then get the crotch bug and start confirming enemy as I can't shoot now. {....}

You do know they have creams for that? Oh gawd, now I just proven I know too much about it

Posted: 06 Aug 2009 10:32

Sgt.Tsavo wrote:

Masada wrote: {......} I then get the crotch bug and start confirming enemy as I can't shoot now. {....} You do know they have creams for that? Oh gawd, now I just proven I know too much about it

LOL it was late last night and i was having a problem typing obviously. I got the CROUCH bug lol...

So what kind of creams do you have to take for you crotch problem Sgt. Tsavo?

Posted: 06 Aug 2009 10:42

Masada wrote:

Sgt.Tsavo wrote: Masada wrote: {......} I then get the crotch bug and start confirming enemy as I can't shoot now. {....} You do know they have creams for that? Oh gawd, now I just proven I know too much about it LOL it was late last night and i was having a problem typing obviously. I got the CROUCH bug lol... So what kind of creams do you have to take for you crotch problem Sgt. Tsavo?

Eh hem... Let's stay on topic please!

Posted: 06 Aug 2009 11:48

Sgt.Tsavo wrote:

Masada wrote: Sgt.Tsavo wrote: Masada wrote: {......} I then get the crotch bug and start confirming enemy as I can't shoot now. {....} You do know they have creams for that? Oh gawd, now I just proven I know too much about it LOL it was late last night and i was having a problem typing obviously. I got the CROUCH bug lol... So what kind of creams do you have to take for you crotch problem Sgt. Tsavo? Eh hem... Let's stay on topic please!

You can run but you can't hide...

Posted: 06 Aug 2009 13:16

Played Impact 8 vs 8 today and I got 8 kills in a round (with m16) my 248th hawkeye

Posted: 06 Aug 2009 13:34

bl4nkm4n wrote:

Played Impact 8 vs 8 today and I got 8 kills in a round (with m16) my 248th hawkeye

HOLY CRAP!!!

What's your frag rate like?

Posted: 11 Aug 2009 19:35

Johnny D wrote:

It wasn't me, but I was spectating a guy watching a corner. A teammate sprints around the corner and the guy lights him up, incapacitating him. It was an accident of course, and he said sorry and all that, and went to heal him. Unfortunately, as he was trying to figure out the buttons, he pressed his melee attack, and killed the guy. Maybe it's one of those "you had to be there" things, but I got a good laugh out of it.

Sounds Like me, yikes!

It was on ranch. I was looking after our sniper & after he got chopped up pretty bad I rushed over to heal him. He had about 5 injuries so I sat there for a while healing him as he thanked me profusely over the voip. I was about to heal his last injury & pressed what I thought was "V" but pressed both "F" & "V", which happens to be my bind for melee. As I'm saying "No problem ,man" my character wacks him over the head with my m16 & he dies. Very embarrassing indeed.

Soldier name "Wacker"

Posted: 11 Aug 2009 20:03

Impact:

Round 1: ran from spawn past the tank, up the stairs and lobbed a grenade over to the gate side. Moved through the cap point. Then vaulted, down the balcony and through the small tunnel to gate where I saw three bodies sprawled around my grenade scorch mark.

Round 2: Spawned with the Saw bug (no ammo) but did the same grenade throw and came through the tunnel only to find four enemy all huddled together playing touchy feely looking the wrong way. Couldn't shoot them so I crouched and proceeded to melee all four. None fired a shot, I think they were too afraid of -RoE.

They started to make accusations of hacks etc.....

Round 3: Same again, except I had my M4 with ammo. Didn't need it as my grenade killed all four.

Change ends;

Round 4: Grenade the opposite way... then there were screams (all in caps). Yes, you guessed it I'd killed all four again.....

Posted: 13 Aug 2009 01:23

Best series I had was I killed eight guys in one round all in the same location.

It was Alley and I was near Zulu right on the left in that alley. They just kept coming through the door and around corners, and I would pop one or two of em, them move back and reload. Then they would come again and I would repeat until I got 8 of em.

It was all in the same 1 min too, so they knew I was there...wasn't like I was camping.

Posted: 05 Sep 2009 03:36

Size: 5 man NME fireteam
Activity: Suppressing friendlies.
Location: Boiler Room, 1st Floor Hotel, Alley.
Time: About a week ago.

And there I was...

My buddies in the Far East Alley were getting suppressed from the 5 NME's from the hotel, all crowded into the Boiler Room.

I ran my [TOS Violation] from the 2nd Floor Convenience Store where I was providing overwatch to the Yankee objective down to the street-side entrance to the Hotel. Ran up to the 2nd floor via the stairs, across the 2nd floor and down the other set of stairs.

I brought up my rifle, took cover, sighted in and fired two or three rounds, one of which struck the head of an enemy with a cooked frag. I saw the NME in the throwing stance before the round hit him, and didn't see him through it.

Turns out, too many people in a room trying to [MOD Edit for TOS Violation] at once leads to them jamming up the exits with their own bodies.

Boom, frag goes off, two NME's fly out of the door they were stuck on into the east alley, two more got blown back into the first floor hotel.

Then a teammate shot me in the back.